$2,000 · Roland Digital Piano like new

This is a perfect purchase for your 7-year old's first piano lesson when you have no idea whether she will enjoy playing piano and will continue her lessons or not. That's how I came to own this beautiful, full-size keyboard on a stand with a bench. This baby is gorgeous. Pride of ownership is only the beginning. With a musical family like yours, imagine how you will gather around the ol' ebonies and ivories after dinner, raising your voices in uplifting harmonies. Your neighbours will be jealous. You will become immediately more attractive to your spouse. Your children will start including you again in the pictures they draw of their family. A musical scholarship at the Sorbonne awaits your youngest, and you will forever be grateful for having acted on this ad as soon as you saw it. A new one at Long&McQuade is $2600 including tax; I am asking only $2000. The dreams and hopes of your entire family rest on the decision you make right now.